Poodle

a person who walks around nose up in the air like their shit don't stink.

Look at that girl actin all poodle!

by prissy poo May 28, 2009

poodie

In which a poodle (a type of dog) poots,farts, or passes gas.

Woman:Look at my new poodle!
Woman2:Aww, how cuteeee!!
poodle:*poodies*
Woman2:o_O

by SomeRandomPersonFromMars February 16, 2009

poodle-tang

Poodle-Tang – a delusional friend aka “acquaintance” in a group who’s sole purpose to annoy the other members of the group. Once this happens the poodle-tang then gets ragged on all the time. Eventually “poodle-tang” will find out that he is the butt of all jokes and freak out. After that he uses his white and nerdy skills of computers to usually create “odd” pictures and sends out threatening emails. Usually pictures are of a poodle's head on an orangutan’s body. Hence POODLE-TANG

Hey Alex, we have to do something about Poodle-Tang. He's annoying the snot out of me again.

by J Rispoli October 9, 2006

Poodanking

The act of pooping into the urethra of your penis, and then peeing out the poop as though it were a more viscous peepee. Poodanking is a solo act, involving the penis and pooper of a single poodanker.

Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.

I'll never poodank again!

Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

poodle groomer

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Dude she is a freaking poodle groomer. I heard she ate Susan out the other night at that party

by urbanboss22 July 1, 2008

poodle bluffing

Poodle bluffing is attempting to intimidate someone who outclasses the poodle bluffer in a very obvious way. Think Pee-Wee Herman challenging Carrot Top to a fist fight.

Toy poodles are angry and bitter little creatures. Perhaps they feel slighted by the evolutionary process having taken away their natural survival skills in exchange for poofy hair and the ability to dig holes. Generation after generation of inbreeding created this feisty little abomination, lending itself to retarded behavior like poodle bluffing.

Guy 1: When I asked if he was gay, Tom insisted on his heterosexuality and showed me his Rolodex full of call girls.

Guy 2: He's just poodle bluffing, everyone knows that Tom is a peter puffer.

by THIS-guy-!!!! July 9, 2010

poodle

To take advantage of a friend with a higher income so that they will pay your way for lunch, movie tickets, etc. This can either be with prior notification (notifying the friend that they are about to be the recipient of this action) or it can be a surprise poodling, such as when you seem to have forgotten your wallet when the bill arrives.

We went to Taco Bell and Hong totally poodled me.

I'm poodling you for pizza. Let's go.

by Mig September 11, 2008