Orangutan’s

Shows possession of something to an orangutan.
For some reason, older iPhones see this word as a spelling error.

“Dude, that’s the orangutan’s food. Put it back!”

Orangutan’s by Anonymous Salmon May 17, 2023

Orangutan Syndrome

When a person cannot let go of one branch (relationship) until he/she has a good hold on another.

Tracie: If Amy's so unhappy with her boyfriend, why doesn't she just break up with him?
Jennifer: Because she's never actually been single; she won't dump him until there's the security of a relationship with another guy around the corner.
Tracie: Oh I see...she has orangutan syndrome.

Orangutan Syndrome by redlicorice August 8, 2010

Orangutan salad

A gorilla salad is a very thick and hairy brunette pubic area.

On the other hand, an orangutan salad is a more appropriate word for a very thick and hairy redhead pubic area(also known as a firecrotch).

While vacationing in Ireland, I made a fast and beautiful relationship with a sexy redheaded vixen. That is, until when I was going to chuck it in her I became very nervous about it when she showed me her scary-looking orangutan salad.





Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.

Orangutan salad by Mark H December 3, 2004

Orangeman's Law

The basis that the longer a conversation continues the more probable it is one of the participants change the subject of conversation to Donald Trump.

These damn dark web intellectuals always be breaking Orangeman's Law on every single podcast.

Orangeman's Law by christostef January 7, 2021

orangutan Sniper

an orangutan Sniper is a common Word that can Describe a Person Who is Really Bad at Sniping on Counter-Strike Global Offensive, This Word is Mostly Used in a Negative Way.
on the other hand, it can also be used in a positive way but it is very rare for someone to use it in this way.

Negative :

" i Told you To Rush Mid you One-eyed Orangutan Sniper"
Positive :

" Nice one bro You Didnt Mess up the Shot you one-Eyed orangutan Sniper"

orangutan Sniper by Orangutan Hater April 14, 2021

Spunky Orangutan

n. A mixed drink, similar in taste to a mudslide, but with remarkable marchino cherry tones, even though it has no marchino cherries. Very tasty! Here's the recipe:

Ingredients:
2 shots Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Amaretto
1/2 cup Half-and-half
6 Ice cubes

Mixing instructions:
Add above ingrediants in a blender. Blend on high until the ice is crushed. Serve in a cocktail glass. No garnish.

A variation of the drink is called the Spunky Monkey. For those who don't like cherry at all, but do like coffee, replace the Bailey's Irish Cream with Kahlua. Also very tasty!

Hey barkeep! Another Spunky Orangutan, please!

Spunky Orangutan by Dan Weyandt April 18, 2008

Spazticated orangutan

An insult to a fat person with body weight that rivals that of an blue whale (fat retard). They refuse to do any physical activities what so ever and usually end up lying on the floor like a spazticated orangutan - hence the insult.

Guy - Haha! Your a Spazticated orangutan!

Spazticated orangutan by The Koaladude September 11, 2005