the pooter shooter

putting your hands in the form of a gun with two fingers being the barrel and your thumb sticking up like the hammer, and sticking that into a woman's vagina

Tim totally gave Becca the pooter shooter last night, she was howlin'!

by tom petty and tim January 3, 2008

Zach Porter

Lead singer in The Tragic Thrills. Very beautiful. It has also been concluded that he is Jesus.

Person: "Do you know who Zach Porter is?"

Me: "Oh, you mean Jesus? Yeah."

by trulymelina December 13, 2013

pooter tooter

this is a woman who can queef on demand by magically sucking air through their butthole and pushing it out their vag...i have no idea!

Girl:"hey check this out!"
Vag:"pfrrrpt"
Guy:"what the hell was that?!"
Girl:"i blew air out my vagina"
Guy:"haha you queefed!....do it again!"
Girl:"okay"
Vag:"Pfrrrpt"
Guy:"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pooter Tooter!"

by Tyler Cannon October 15, 2007

Poltergasm

When, during oral sex performed on a female, the female arches her back off of the bed and seemingly levitates due to the intensity of her orgasm.

He's so talented at oral sex he gives me poltergasms.

by Lttlmstrbl October 13, 2012

pooter salad

When you pooter in the toitel and cover it with lettuce.

"Have you tried Uncle John's pooter salad?"

by PooterInMuhPants March 2, 2010

Pootering

To be lazy. While a poot and pooter are very different things they all derive from being somewhat shitty. If your sitting around being lame instead of going out and having fun, your being a poot or partaking in the act of "pootering."

Stop pootering around and get off the couch!

by Goochberries & Crème March 6, 2011

politerate

1. Informed on, and conversationally fluent in current events and decision-making processes.
2. Used to describe an aware, non-aligned individual who remains engaged while eschewing hysteria; usually of the Millennial generation.

I always discuss the news with Jay Z because he is so politerate.

by jeffersontroll September 7, 2015