plumbershead

When a guy's erect penis peaks up from the waist band of pants (on purpose or not-maybe wearing their jeans a little tooooo low)

Oh...girl, did you see the plumbershead on that guy. He needs to tuck it in !!

by tambono July 14, 2009

plumbers ptsd

When a plumber acts though as if he has been through war. This state of misery also commonly mistaken for an illness is frequently experienced by those individuals also suffering from bi-polar syndrome, erectile distinction , and in more serious cases , constipation.

What’s wrong with that guy? He acts like he has ptsd. Like for frig sakes buddy your a plumber, grow up ya grump cuck. I think you might have plumbers ptsd!

by Turd Hearder October 22, 2019

The Cincinnati Plumbers Union

A term used to describe someone who is part of the homosexual community

"I heard you're gay" -John
"No way man I'm not part of the Cincinnati plumbers union" -Jack

by The DirtyOlive February 3, 2013

phumber

Short for phone number

Do you have that guy's phumber? I'll add it to my phone.

by Weesel Commander December 3, 2010

Plumpernutter

fat guy/chick still cute enough to fuck

Pat: Dave, why did you take home that fatty last night?

Dave: whatever, she was cute enough.

Pat: Ah, a plumpernutter.

by RiPhone December 9, 2012

plummer's paradox

A plummer's paradox is a situation that, upon first inspection, appears to be paradoxical, but in fact is not at all.

Ex:
"After she broke her jaw in that car accident, she couldn't chew, and could barely swallow. But she didn't starve; to the contrary she was well fed. What a paradox!"
"Ah, you mean a plummer's paradox. Of course, they kept her tube-fed."

by jowjow November 4, 2013

Plumper Butter Nutter

Taking the Jizz from a fat person and making a sandwich out of it.

This Plumper Butter Nutter Taste really good with Tuna !!

by Awesomeness02 March 3, 2015