phil jones

A terrible football player for Manchester United, he is a defender who cant defend.

Wife; Did you bring condoms
Me; No but Phil Jones will protect us
*wife becomes pregnant*

by Lord of the sun February 17, 2019

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Phil Anselmo

Lead singer of legendary heavy metal band "Pantera". Known for his incredibly powerful voice. Was a great front man until he became an egotistical dick head and formed like 50 thousand "side projects" none of which are half as good as Pantera. Was once looked upon as one of the gods of metal, now everyone thinks hes a moron. Lost many Canadian fans after calling them "Tree hugging faggots".

All along everyone thought that Phil Anselmo was Pantera, turned out it was just those crazy Abbott brothers. Dimebag and Vinnie Paul are Pantera. Phil is just a bitch.

by JonnySideburns June 7, 2004

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Phil House

A Chinese dictator from the early Han Dynasty. Famed for his introduction of slaughter houses, where leaders from rebel gangs were tortured and then hanged. The english word 'house' has derived from this name.

That Phil House is a rotter!

by Katie Eldred May 19, 2008

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Phil Rusling

A fiery, brimstone-esque man whose passion for all things holy is frankly scary to witness. Believes (perfectly correctly) that he can command both human and beast with his hand. Wit that is sharper than a razor, teeth as numerous as hairs, and a beard that rivals any Indian woman, this man is not to be crossed. Be warned.

Surprise friend: Holy shit! Did you see that cactus shit milk?!

Phil Rusling: Course I did brah. I fucking made it do that.

by Pete845 October 12, 2011

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