Pencil Thief

Someone who always takes your pencils, and collects your pencils, and turns out being your best friend!

Pencil Thief took my pencil yesterday in Science class!

by sisterjames3.5 March 11, 2019

Pencil without lead

A person without tits or an arse who is unattractive to the eye due to this feature.

Rosie is a pencil without lead

by BigBoyConDog July 5, 2019

Pencil Head Hair

Very short boy hair cut worn by a girl or women.

"Her hair is so short, she looks like a boy," said Sarah, "I know, it's pencil head hair," said Bob.

"I like pencil head hair on my lesbo's" said Karen, "it doesn't get in the way."

She gave-up on being feminine and went with pencil head hair instead, she says its cooler in the summer...

by 2278 March 25, 2019

penible

It may look like the word 'penible' from the french language meaning annoying, but in this case it means a fail.

"That was a penible attempt to hit the baseball"

by Penible September 6, 2019

Pending Purgatory

When someone you dislike is left in your friend request options but will never be accepted nor rejected, therefore a state of purgatory.

My Instagram is full of people in pending purgatory

by Fonds Cheek Buster III November 17, 2019

Penial Fracture

It’s when you break your dick. To fix it they must put a metal rod inside your cock and let it heal from there. :)

“Ah shiiiiiiiit! I just cracked my dick! OW I THINK ITS A PENIAL FRACTURE!

by Patytu October 21, 2019

penhill

The shittiest place ever. Someone help me get out of this hellhole.

LayCee-“Oi,Brandie lets go penhill!”
Brandon-“What, you wanna get cocaine off a five year old?”

by BrexitIsLit November 6, 2019