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put the panties on the window

It's cold! Put the panties on the window!
by ILUV2B4N March 29, 2010
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Slimmy Pantie Pudding

the nasty gross white stuff thats on your panties when you get wet
EWWWW Bitch! get yo nasty ass Slimmy Pantie Pudding off my face
by Kristen L. November 1, 2005
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pantomine

A landmine or improvised incendiary device disguised as a children's theatrical production which is used to target child soldiers and B-list celebrities.
Queen: Where are your legs, young man?

Soldier: I stumbled across a production of Peter Pan in Kandahar and didn't realise it was a pantomine until I noticed my own feet disappearing over the horizon.

Queen: I'm rich.
by yinyangman February 5, 2010
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Panties

The only thing between you and gettin' some ;-)

They walked to the door after getting out of the car. She beckons him inside. She wore a low-cut green dress and high heels. He can't help but eye her panties as she leans over to pet the family dog.

She leads him over to the sofa, and they sit down to watch some TV. She tunes the TV to some channel he can't remember. Then she puts the remote down for awhile. They watch in silence, laughing at whatever was funny. After about thirty minutes, she turns it off, and gets up to light some candles. She turns on the stereo to a soft classical. She sits back down next to him, silently unbuttoning his shirt. He sits up and turns to her, kissing her ever so gently on the neck. He then slips his hand over to her blouse, sliding it down to reveal firm breasts with nipples growing harder by the second. As she pulls down his pants and boxers, he finishes removing the blouse, revealing white lace panties. He slips his fingers down them, gently teasing her with his fingertips. She moans with anticipation. He takes her hand and places it on his shaft. She strokes it ever so gently. Just as they are about to climax, she removes her hand and his. She tastes herself on his hand. She stands up, allowing him to lay flat on the couch. She then turns around and places her moist, pleasant-smelling vagina just above his chest, and begins to pleasure him. He does the same for her.
Neither of them lasted for more than two minutes before they experienced nearly simultaneous orgasm. They lay in each other's arms, wishing the moment would never end...

Panties
by Thargus October 6, 2010
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get in her panties

-To hit that (guy and girl term only).

-Also a term for girls to be used against the opposite sex to further destroy said sexes self esteem and increase the inablility to socialize with the female sex. Must be said nice and loud to complete the humiliation.
Example 1 for "get in her panties"

Girl 1: He got in my panties last night. It was great.

Guy 1: I got in her panties last night. Wooo!

Guy 2: Dude, HER?

Guy 1: Yeah. Jealous?

Guy 2: She has herpes.

Guy 1: Oh f**k

Example 2

Stuck-up Broad: Um yeah Taylors kinda cute, but I like Big Jon... oh well i'll dump him later!

Guy: Hi, uh, I'd like to know if um, you could go to the dance, with me?

Stuck-up Broad: OMG! GET OUTTA MY PANTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Ranger Elite July 16, 2008
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pontious

yo... your mad pontious.
dont be such a pontious.
by loddiemayforsheesie May 28, 2010
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pantload

Did you see Pantload on Comedy Central? What a fuckwad.
by Paytheline March 5, 2008
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