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octopussy

a poor octopussy with 8 legs but 0 bitches.
OI OCTOPUSSY YOU SCARED OR SMTH?
by owlslife October 28, 2023
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octopus activities

IF "squid game " is a bad word at your school then say octopus activities. Much better option
A: dude have you ever watched octopus activities
B: yeah dude it was funny
Monitor: I'll tell discipline teacher
A : WE'll tell the principal
*Monitor gasps*
by kionchan123 October 29, 2023
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Octopussy

While having sex with a girl, grab an octopus, put it on the girl’s pussy, and let it ejaculate it’s ink into her pussy.
“Gave my girl a nice octopussy last night.”
by IAmTheOneWhoShits February 13, 2025
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Octopus

Slang for something or someone who is quick in some way, like an octopus swimming

Part of the sea creature/sea food slang culture, originated on marine biology tumblr threads before moving to X and tiktok, used most in California and the southern parts of Oregon.
"It's hard to keep track during my math lessons, the professor is just so octopus."
by A.Fischer1825 June 18, 2025
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octopussing

getting a live octopus and allowing the tentacles to enter any of your holes, can be done by man or woman
'i was octopussed last night, it went up my bum.' can be pronounced octopussed, octopussing and octopussy, man or woman can partake in this activity.
by fredkandjlb January 7, 2026
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More Octopus

The act of improving a video game, game design, or general reality by increasing the density of either octopus or the appearance of octopus
TokoToko. Toko - meaning octopus - is used twice to emphasize that the game would be about not just one but two octopuses. Hence the game uses more octopus.

In a game jam the use of the word "ink" as a required theme would ensure that a certain few teams bold enough to use an octopus in their own games would unite together. Perhaps these teams would even form an octopus coalition of sorts. These teams would unite under friendship, tentacle and generally more octopus.
by theJustinLewis January 14, 2011
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naughty octopus

The sexual act of one partner wrapping their legs around the other tightly while the other jumps up and down on a trampoline, while penetrating the first partner, attempting a somersault while jumping for full points
"Dude, how did you break your leg?"
"Doing the naughty octopus and missed the landing."
by octonaught December 18, 2012
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