negative orgasm

The moment you realize that you have lost your wallet/phone/passport.

me: Shit! I don't have my phone with me anymore!

you: In which of the four clubs we have been to have you seen your phone the last time?

me: Fuck, I don't know, I'm having a negative orgasm right now.

by agentdash February 6, 2014

Orgasm

Proof that God exists.

;-)

Only God could have thought of something as pleasurable as an orgasm.

by oksure December 26, 2008

Orgasmic

Something that is so good that it figuratively (or literally) gives you an orgasm.

The woman serving the meals was so hot that she was orgasmically good looking.

by Darth Kiljoy June 27, 2006

Mindblowing Orgasm

A gigantic orgasm so powerful that it sends shockwaves through the Earth, causing it to break in half, make nuclear bombs go off, and cause a nuclear fallout thus making Semen World. Welcome to paeradise...

" My Mindblowing Orgasm caused 2012"

by Aaliens2 November 21, 2011

Orgasmic

Super sexy, super awesome, super arousing

Mallory Lynn

by aka Baby October 25, 2003

orgasm

The climactic point of sexual intercourse or masturbation....

wow noah is really good in bed...he gave my multiple orgasms...my eyes rolled back in my head and my leg muscles tightened up....NOAH NOAH YES YES OH MY FUCKING GOD YES HARDER MORE MORE

by bob March 29, 2004

aftershock orgasms

Orgasms or erotic stimulations that occur spontaneously and unexpectedly despite the lover not being in the room or any sexual activity or contact occuring. Aftershock orgasms are inspired mental activity and physiological reactions that come after 'monster thumping sex' and the body is still craving and aching for the lover long after intercourse has occured. Usually the person suffering an 'aftershock' has a boner, a wierd smirky smile for no reason, has a visible cramp, is distracted while driving or working, or may engage in masturbation while crying out his/her lover's name in the middle of the day for no reason. If you get these, ride the waves and keep the lover. Also known as an 'echo orgasm.'

After a romantic night of 'monster thumping sex' my guy and I couldn't see each other for a few days, but I was having aftershock orgasms all the time. So was my guy when he finally confessed over the phone.

She: "I can't stop thinking about you. It's so bad I'm having trouble driving."
He: "I know, these aftershock orgasms are making driving dangerous. HAHA."
She: "My coworkers are thinking I'm losing my mind, and I can't tell them. They'll think I'm a pervert!"
He: "I'm coming over in a few days. I need my next fix."

by Laniidae January 26, 2008