Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose

Julia is a roof canoe at cooking

by roofcanoe May 1, 2020

raise the roof

impact when someone with a large penis is present

when prof came in to the office he raise the roof

by aznbob December 10, 2023

Roof Sitter

"Roof sitter" refers to a Group of Black Poor people with bad credit scores. A Roof Sitter does literally nothing & They often consume "Red 40". A Following of events to unfold without actively participating or taking a proper precaution. This term can imply someone who is black and stupid, choosing to watch from a distance rather than engage directly with poor black poor people will leave you shambles.

During the heated debate, Tyrone remained a roof sitter, preferring to listen to both sides rather than express his own opinion.

by gayartstudent420 July 7, 2024

Spoof to the roof

Typically used by the chav like North side residents of Cork. Meaning an elaborate lie.

I went to the shop and saw a dinosaur!
Spoof to the roof!!!!

by Willyfaceosullivan June 6, 2011

Roof-Burner

The burning sensation on the roof f your throat/mouth one can get fom hitting a cigarette, joint, or anyother smoking apparatus.

Man, that square gave me a total Roof-Burner

by Tyg1nktow November 24, 2010

Roof cummies

When your roof leaks and it lands on you

I was walking through my dining room and roof cummies fell on me!

by Percythep December 10, 2023

roof tiles

Slang for oral sexual transmitted diseases

Caffers got roof tiles the other day.

by な May 20, 2016