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Ninja Watcher

Someone who watches YouTubers but doesn't subscribe, like or any form of interaction with the channel.
Yo we got a lot of ninja watchers on our live stream today.
by ninjawatcher July 30, 2021
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onion ninjas

They sneak up you when you're watching a movie and a real touching scene comes along and all of a sudden tears are streaming down your cheeks. Hallmark movies are infested with onion ninjas.
We were watching the movie Crash when that little girl ran outside to give her daddy the "invisible cloak" just as the angry Persian guy shot at him, and we all thought he had shot Michael Pena's daughter--only to discover the Persian guy's daughter had earlier put blanks in his gun...oh boy, did the onion ninjas sneak up on everyone when we learned the little girl was OK.
by Indybreadman January 9, 2019
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Ninja Selfie

Taking a selfie on someone's phone without them knowing.
Shari did a ninja selfie. She is soooo hot, what a sexy surprise!!!
by Inspired_by_Shari_@Kai August 28, 2014
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ninja edit

A ninja edit is an change made to a published post or article (typically on a bulletin board) that preempts the first response made. Often, the existence of the ninja edit is only made clear by a reference to the mistake or inconsistency in the original article by the response. In such a case, the author of the response began writing before the ninja edit, but submitted the response after the ninja edit had been made.

The phrase is made up of ninja, a much-revered warrior caste famed for their speed and agility, and edit, the process of changing a creative work.

The usefulness of ninja edits is typically hightened by bulletin boards that allow free editing of a post before any responses have been made, but make a mandatory note of any edits made after the first response has been made. Hence, if the author identifies the mistake, he or she must act quickly to rectify it before another poster replies.
Original post by X:
Hey! I had a really fun day today, I went to the beach with my boyfriend.

Y reads the original post.

X then edits the post to read:
Hey! I had a really fun day today, I went to the beach with my girlfriend.

Meanwhile, Y has written, and subsequently entered, the post:
HAHA! You have a boyfriend? j00r a fag!

Y then reads the edited original post, then enters the post:
Oh! Nice ninja edit!

In this case, the thread would read, to a party reading it at a later time:

X: Hey! I had a really fun day today, I went to the beach with my girlfriend.

Y: HAHA! You have a boyfriend? j00r a fag!

Y: Oh! Nice ninja edit!
by Odiumjunkie April 12, 2006
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Ninja Nude

A Ninja Nude is the act of getting fully undressed and taking a nude picture during a meeting, classroom lecture or other busy event. Nearly impossible to accomplish without getting caught.
'I heard James tried to take a Ninja Nude during his meeting, and the boss caught his stupid ass!'
by UrbanDict is life July 13, 2016
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Three Ninjas

1. A great movie to quote that was made in 1992 about three ninjas trained by their grandfather.

2. A nickname to a confused, but innocent girl, who didn't know her friends were quoting the movie, because they watched it without her.
"What movie are you quoting?" "Chelsi Marie! Three Ninjas!" "Nielson."
by Three Ninjas February 3, 2010
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Secret Ninjas

It is a subtle way of indicating towards people of asian descent. They are secret ninjas.
Saying this means that they dont know you are calling them asians.
E: Hey bro, dont look now but there is a huge group of secret ninjas behind you

S: Damn man its like horishima up in this bitch
by iKielo1 February 2, 2009
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