Law of Netflix

(noun) The principle that parental units, small children, or people you care deeply about WILL walk in during THE ONLY sex scene in the movie you are watching. Law applies regardless of movie streaming service.

*Two people kissing on screen. One has pantyhose on their head*

Younger Brother: What. Are you...

Me: ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. Goddamn you law of netflix...

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*Watching Doctor Who. Dad walks in.*

Dad: Alright, lets figure out why you like this show so much.

*Le one shirtless scene EVER*

by teamfreewill May 24, 2013

Netflix Nap

Drifting in and out of consciousness while watching random series or movies on Netflix.

We don't have class today so I will be taking a Netflix Nap for the rest of the day.

I took such a hard Netflix Nap my shows started to mix in with my dreams and before I knew it the Doctor was saving the cheerleader and the world again, after we were falling off a cliff tapdancing.

by Zwei 5 April 16, 2014

La Netflix

It’s a Mexican slang and the meaning is literally “la neta” “la verdad” or in English “to be honest” “sincerely”

La Netflix no entiendo la clase de matemáticas

Tbh I don’t understand math class

by Alena C November 26, 2019

Netflix and weed

The “Netflix and chill” (Netflix, sex and chill) but also with the added benefit of smoking some fine herbs.

Yo, Netflix and weed?
“Sure. I’ll bring the condoms.”

by Poopfeast420blzit September 6, 2019

netflix reader

When you think youve found a good movie on Netflix, with an English title, but it turns out to bd a foreign film with English closed caption!! F-ck!

I thought i found a good movie we havent seen, but it ended up being a Netflix reader...

by Brokedowning/PG May 23, 2018

netflix and chill

when you and your boyfriend/girlfriend wanna come over and fuck but you dont want other people knowing

“hey babe, wanna netflix and chill?”

“sure, but why did u say it like that?”

“my moms here ;)”

by rootbeerwoman June 23, 2020

Food Netflix

A synonym for your refrigerator/other compartments for your food. Here the word 'Netflix' is used as a 'collection' of something, based on the similarities between when you're just browsing your Netflix without necessarily picking anything (because you were bored) versus when you're browsing your fridge as you're looking for something to eat or just for the sake of browsing at it (maybe to cool off).

... as you browsed your Food Netflix ...

by drfire November 1, 2020