cock nocked

When you acidently puch your dick

Guy1"dude I just cock nocked myself"
Guy2"haha you retard"

Guy1"dude I just cock nocked myself"
Guy2"haha you retard"

by MR 3NIPZZ December 15, 2014

hizzle nocker

Grandma with huge tits that knock when she walks

Wow that grandma is a hizzle nocker

by 420173869 December 31, 2016

The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.

"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"

by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018

blue nockie

When a girl gets sexually excited but don’t get no dick.

Girl he gave me blue nockie

by Kie March 3, 2019

The nocky

The noctorum estate in Birkenhead, Merseyside. The nocky is commonly known as being a shithole.

person 1: lad i was in the nocky last week
person 2: fucking heavy one lad what a shithole

by Bigwillymandave November 18, 2022

nocal

see norcal. the opposite of socal. only people in southern california use this, never people actually from northern california.

i didn't realize that the guy that sold us all the blow was totally from norcal until, like, a lot later.

by blair April 12, 2004

NoCandyOnlyWifi

Known as a meme, but this term can mean many different things. In esports this literary term is meant as a god player ( specially in clash royale, where a player with this name made a big impact )

The meme part of it, came along when kids started using more electronics then anything else getting attached to this making creep vans no more likely to attract kids with candy then with wifi coming with the meme " No Candy Only Wifi "

Oh wow, that player is on nocandyonlywifi's level!
Hey jack! that van says free wifi, hahaha NoCandyOnlyWifi Bro!

by NoCandy August 28, 2018