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The Newton School

the school where you get lots of diseases
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Cam Newton

Carolina should have been more patient with Cam Newton even when the going got tough. There's no good reason he wouldn't have still been somebody the team could depend on, whether he was starting or not.
When people have enough money, they feel like their bank account proves they can overlook guys like Cam Newton. He's not the only talented quarterback in the league, but there's only a few per generation.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
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Cam Newton

He's going to be the guy that plays on 8 teams in 5 years now, for no good reason.
Cam Newton has to go out and buy a home in 5 different cities now to prepare for the next few years.
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Cam Newton

He sometimes brought bad publicity with reporters, so people at some point were going to find out he wasn't a superhero and he wasn't perfect, he was just a guy. He hasn't had a whole lot of room to be a regular guy because of the superhero nicknames and image.
Some of what Cam Newton said and did was as questionable as what anybody else says and does. He didn't really ever claim to be perfect, somewhere he got the superhero image and it stuck.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
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Newton’s Cradle

The act of one person slapping someone’s ass and then as the shoot forward, another tap goes to their crotch
Tom: Let’s Newton’s Cradle Jack
Harry: Ok you go round the front I’ll go round the back
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Newton’s Cradle

A modified spit roast. One guy’s dick in the girl’s mouth, the other guy’s dick in her pussy/ass. When one guy thrusts in, the other pulls out, and vice versa, so it looks like a Newton’s Cradle.
“Man, Sally’s such a slut.”
“Yeah, she let Tom and I give her a Newton’s Cradle last night.”
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The drag queen name of your physics professor
"Did you see Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom's performance in class today"

"Yeah I couldn't understand any of it but the makeup was on point"
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