New Zealand

New Zealand is roughly around 2220 KM's from the greatest country on earth..... Australia. Some people mistake the name New Zealand for "Australia Junior" but Australia is better in so many ways. For starters, the word bro isn't chucked around after every sentence, we don't have sheep constantly around us, we can pronounce words such as six, fish and chips and rich without saying "sux, fush and chups and ruch". In conclusion, Australians do it better

"Let's go to New Zealand for a holiday"

"Nah I don't feel like rooting sheep, lets go to Australia"

by Dylan (The Aussie) August 3, 2008

New York Hickery Dickery Dong

A sexual act between a man and woman that can only be done on New Year’s Eve on top of the Empire State Building, otherwise it’s completely ILLEGAL. The man inserts his cock into the woman’s pussy, preferably a tight one, he than dangles her over the edge (titanic style). He continues to pump his cock into her, pulling out last second, ejaculating over the edge, falling down to an unsuspecting person. After that, they must sing the National Anthem backwards, or they will be killed by two bald eagles that happen to reside in the building.

James: yo, guess what? My girl said I could try the New York Hickery Dickery Dong on her tonight, since it’s New Year’s Eve and all.

Patrick: Sweet, I wish I had a woman like yours.

by That one guy you like June 16, 2018

New world order

The new world/new normal/new order some people try to tell everyone they are living in is what the New world order is trying to establish, and if people allow it instead of wake up and fight, that is what they will end up with.

The New world order is what happens when people are encouraged to forget the way things were and the way people were. There wasn't really much of an order until the New world world order came along trying to establish a new one and disturb everyone's peace.

by The Original Agahnim September 3, 2021

new england patriots

A football team that contains every black person in New England.

Every black person in New England is on the Patriots

by CaptainProjectile January 25, 2005

New Haven

the 4th most violent city in America

I got shot in New Haven, Connecticut.

by shannonigans23 October 3, 2011

New Hampster

1. The juvinile pronunciation of the name of the great state of New Hampshire.

Daddy, are we gonna see Poppop grandfather in New Hampster? New Hampshire

by GFeet March 14, 2009

New Flood

their an internet cult that was created around the announcement of halo 3. it mainly consists of the older members who wanted to become moderators but didnt. some of them are angry members who got perma'd and want revenge, so now they just spam alot now. they think their better then everyone else (WHICH THEIR NOT) so just ignore them because they just want fame and attention. they are also the ones that caused bungie.net to go down in the afternoon today

That guy is very dangerous, he is a part of New Flood.

by FightingRaven January 4, 2009