Murkowski'd

When someone is on your side until the last minute when they are talked into abandoning you with a petty bribe.

I missed my flight to Cancun because Fred said he would give me a ride to the airport but he Murkowski'd me when Joe offered him a cookie for a ride to the mall. This is the 27th time Fred Lisa Murkowski's me. I am starting to think he's not really my friend.

by Schmebster July 1, 2025

Murkn

Awesome twitch mod

That streamer's mod was really Murkn

by Tombuscuss November 24, 2025

Mitch Murky

Mitch; male equivalent of a bitch.
Murky; shady, troublesome. Sometimes associated with a bad odor.

Don't trust the Mitch Murky, he is a shady man bitch that smells bad.

by Dick-shone-air November 15, 2014

dirt murks

ratchet ugly male or female stinky hygiene overall disgusting

boy bye you dirt murks

by KK💗 May 14, 2015

matt murkin

A really dopey twat who thinks he's a pulling machine but he's really not, he thinks he's the beez knees, he thinks it's Sunday on a Monday like the stupid prick he is.

Geoff-Is it a Friday or a Saturday, cause it feels like a Sunday
Hagrid-your a real matt murkin you know that??

by Dr floppy schlong July 12, 2017

penis murking

When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.

Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."

by xSebZero April 11, 2021