3 definitions by Dr floppy schlong

A really dopey twat who thinks he's a pulling machine but he's really not, he thinks he's the beez knees, he thinks it's Sunday on a Monday like the stupid prick he is.
Geoff-Is it a Friday or a Saturday, cause it feels like a Sunday
Hagrid-your a real matt murkin you know that??
by Dr floppy schlong July 8, 2017
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A small affordable car that gets bare ting pussy and holds plenty of sexual acts.
by Dr floppy schlong July 8, 2017
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If your boyfriend is a Robbie Evans, your in trouble he's Hitler version 2, hes a tall lad but girls get disappointed when his nob is the size of a caterpillar, sadly it won't go into a cacoon and get bigger.
by Dr floppy schlong July 8, 2017
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