french murder

The act of licking someone to death.

Also: frenching someone to death

Hugo: Wow, I never thought Louis would commit French murder. He was sentenced to 10 years in prison.
Fleur: Well, I always knew he had a strong tongue...

by I N F J January 24, 2021

Cloud Murderer

An unflappably optimistic and sunny person; a term generally used by pessimists and nihilists who've had their dark mood spoiled by a random act of kindness.

Person A: "Woah, what happened to you? You're smiling!"
Person B: "I know... this fucking cloud murderer came out of nowhere, told me they liked my jacket, handed me a flower, and told me to have a nice day! I didn't know what to do, so I smiled back and said thank you..."

by Bunny Rose January 19, 2018

Murder-eyes

A glare of absolute angered scorn, like your about to tear someones head off, like a vengeful Samurai.

Gloria is giving her ex them murder-eyes as he walks away with his new model girlfriend.

by CallumFoster October 8, 2019

Murder noodle

A snake. Also what guys named Robbie call their penis.

Robbie was huffing Freon again and whipped out his murder noodle.

by random710 May 31, 2021

Murder Dildo

A Gun.

Person 1: Why's he carrying around that murder dildo inside a 7/11?
Person 2: He must be overcompensating for something.

by Marx's Beard April 1, 2021

murder hill

In cycling, a murder hill is a hill so steep it may actually kill you. Perhaps it is trying to kill you. You won't know unless you survive.

I had to ride up a wicked murder hill on my way home from work. It nearly expired me.

by toezilla May 9, 2014

Verbal Murder

To completely roast a living creature to the point of embarrassment!

Dang! You just verbal murder that man in the roast.

by Charlie Sr. June 17, 2018