A Monte Cristo is a slang term for having sex during a lunch break. Used interchangeably with nooner. Its usefullness comes from the fact that a Monte Cristo is also a popular sandwich, so a the term can be used to disguise one's actions around unknowing co-workers.
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A gringo term for getting the runs from visiting Mexico
and being a dumb gringo and drinking the tap water, or eating spicy food...silly gringo...oops I'm a gringo.
A gringo term for getting the runs from visiting Mexico
and being a dumb gringo and drinking the tap water, or eating spicy food...silly gringo...oops I'm a gringo.
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You do this on the weekend?
He do this e'rry night!
He drunk as a fish
and high as a kite.
Oh!
He shake life.
Burrr!
You do this on the weekend?
He do this e'rry night!
He drunk as a fish
and high as a kite.
Oh!
He shake life.
Burrr!
Man, Monterrio, He shake life.
by Life Shaka May 12, 2011
Get the Monterrio mug.When one jerks off, cums in to the air, then proceedso to catch it in there mouth. Much like one would do with a m&m.
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