Ass Monger

A man who appraises the value of people's asses, can be found working street corners late at night.

I got appraised at an ass monger and my ass is worth a bag of chips!

The local ass monger got arrested last night, now I'll never know how much it's worth...

Why are all the ass mongers here naked?

by Jacob Ritz April 30, 2006

Shit Monger

1. Someone who obsseses over shit.

2. A fun curse used when in doubt.

Shes one bitching shit monger!

by Zoloft July 25, 2004

Monerr

a moanerr is a girl that loves to have phone sex and moans really loud & fast( or asks a guy what he prefers and does it) until a guy cums. She also gets really horny from the sound of him jacking off and this may make her moan even louder if she decides to finger herself.

Guy to friend:
Dam, did you know that lisa was such a Monerr ? woahhh she was so good last night :

by lmeola November 5, 2006

monterion

Monterion is a cool chill person with friends, really shy, good at being a friend or being there when you need it, kinda nice (until you get him mad).

Monterion is a really chill person gosh..

by xFaTe_DroughTx January 24, 2018

Fish Monger

Derivede from fish bandit. One who cannot be trusted to make a key/clutch fish toss. (refer to fish bandit)

Person #1: OMFG, he just missed hitting a midget and a fat woman!

Person #2: Good job fish monger.

by wakiminator June 28, 2009

monkery

Absolute mayhem and stupidity. Originated from a cross between the words monkey business and buffoonery.

"You boys stop that monkery this instant!"

After the game, the monkery that ensued was unspeakable.

by Vipossk October 20, 2004

Cock Monger

Someone who sells cock, a Pimp with male hoes.

girl 1: Did you get the hooker for Katie's Bachelorette party?

girl 2: Yah, from that Cock Monger on Belmont and Clark, he gave me a good price for a nice 12 inch.

by Frank FAZ November 8, 2009