Mats

Proper Noun
Something extreme or paranormal. Originated in the southern Swedish accent as a slang word. Things that are extreme are worded as Mats' possesion.

Holy shit why is that snail so fast?!

That's Mats' snail

by altsadetejutre May 20, 2024

Meatsicle stick

The appendage used when needing to turn someone into a meatsicle.

When Berta wasn’t paying attention I turned her into a meatsicle using my meatsicle stick.

by Charlier2 November 29, 2024

Meatsgetti and Spaghballs

A crime against humanity that consists of meatball shaped noodles and spaghetti shaped meat strings.

“I want to order Meatsgetti and Spaghballs from Schmolive Smarden!” said Dave.

by ImNotAGaslighter December 19, 2024

Meatsgetti and Spagballs

A crime against humanity that consists of meatball-shaped noodles and spaghetti-shaped meat strings. Sometimes spelled as “Meatsketti and Spaghballs”

“I want to order Meatsgetti and Spagballs!”

by ImNotAGaslighter December 19, 2024

Matsy

A word to describe a person (usually an American Woman) who is often associated with Witchcraft and Sorcery.

A Matsy is often also used for people who have clairvoyance or have an uncanny ability to predict the future with terrifying accuracy.

Can also be used as a Witch or a person who practices Witchcraft and can accurately predict the future, usually being the descendent of the person who can predict the future.

Person A: Hey, do you know my sister's a Matsy?
Person B: The clairvoyance or The Witchcraft kind of Matsy?
Person A: Both!

by Crowfell January 4, 2025

MEATSCARF

LARGE SWOLLEN TUBULAR NECK BAGS UNDER A PERSONS CHIN AND TO THE SIDES . FILLED WITH THE EXTRA CALORIES THEY GORGE UPON

INSTEAD OF INSULTING THEIR EMOTIONS BY ASKING WHY THEIR NECK IS SO INCREDIBLY FAT, YOU CAN SAY "THATS QUITE A NICE MEATSCARF"

by no roads January 19, 2025

Matsulu

A derogatory word for MaZulu(Zulu Person)

Dawg stop calling these gents Matsulu

by Plot Master February 7, 2026