Similar to Mittelschmerz, best or approximately two weeks before your period.
Alcohol drink: gin, tonic, lime, and a whiff of cranberry
EtOH PO: gin, tonic, lime, and a mcg of cranberry
Alcohol drink: gin, tonic, lime, and a whiff of cranberry
EtOH PO: gin, tonic, lime, and a mcg of cranberry
Can I get a glass of Mittelschmerz on the rocks.
What is she drinking? Oh it’s a Mittelschmerz drink.
God my ovaries hurt, pour me a Mittelschmerz.
What is she drinking? Oh it’s a Mittelschmerz drink.
God my ovaries hurt, pour me a Mittelschmerz.
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They are also the loudest and don't always play their music out loud
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"____ MITTEN USE YOUR HEADPHONES"
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