metro-nic

A guy who ladies tell he looks good in tight jeans. Usually forces the guy to continue to wear the very tight and uncomforatble clothing to appeal to the ladies.

Nick: Hey how'd these tight jeans look? I gots to impress Cindy Saturday.
Sean: Wtf? Damn metro-nic...

by bountyhunter33 October 24, 2008

new york metro

The new york metro is a big place.

just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day

guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!

And the moral of the story is stay in school

by eudamme October 23, 2013

Metro Thug

A Metro sexual man who uses health and beauty products and drives a nice car while listening to Gangsta Rap from the 90's.

Those middle aged white guys look like Metro Thugs driving an Audi S-8 down North Scottsdale Blvd. with the windows down and bumping Easy-E "Boyz in the Hood."

by kwinnerman June 8, 2015

Metro town Hypebeast

Someone who wears distressed skinny jeans with yeezys topped with hype brands like supreme, offwhite, bape, etc.

A person who likes to stunt his hyped/expensive outfit at metrotown mall (burnaby).

Bro look at that metro town hypebeast, trying to grab attention.

by DRKSHDW November 18, 2018

Metro Fuck

Dero kids around the age of 12-16 , who hang around Australian bus interchanges , who obsessively wear Nike and Adidas clothing, generally wears bum/fanny packs to look cool and asks fellow people for cigarettes and consistenly says the word "cunt", "sick cunt", and "wanker".

hey let's not go to the interchange today, too many Metro Fucks there, can't deal with em.

by grungelover90 February 4, 2019

Metro redneck

Young man over 40, often in a creative occupation trying to balance a de facto urban life with a traditional rural idea of manhood. Recognized through use of carefully selected colour coordinated workwear, completely out of context. Rural desire often expressed in a irrational fixation on treated cotton fabrics, fishing and/hunting.

That photographer, he is a proper metro redneck.

by Silverbullitsthlm April 25, 2018

Metro-Coyote

Nomadic beast known to inhabit 5 star hotels in major cities . Formerly thought to have been nocturnal , latest studies have found this beast functions without sleep . Diet consists mainly of alcohol and caffeine . Has been known to prey on the female of the species under special circumstances . Individuals in the current study are said to closely resemble MB however their howling does not resemble his crooning . Ongoing research is required .

Sightings of Metro-Coyote in the morning is rare.

by Chairman’s FW 🥕🦊 June 1, 2019