self-message

Business jargon for to tell oneself, admit to oneself, remind oneself. Can also be used in a non-business context.
Best deployed in the tone of cold, calculated impersonality so beloved of financial types.
Also useful for the handwringing mustn't judge self-help sector

Ryan needs to self-message that running a million dollar a week loss is not a sustainable business proposition.

Rhonda, I think it would be great if you could self-message tha t maybe continuing your meth addiction isn't the optimum life choice for your 8 children

by Portmagee October 27, 2012

nuke message

the type of message where you have reached your lowest point and express all your feelings straight foward without thinking the consequences of what will the answer is

dude i miss my ex i think i want to be with her again
- are you going to nuke message her

by stavragar March 20, 2017

Piss Message

When you mad at someone and you piss on there property to send a message.

Jane has cheated on Jack with a jock.

Jack:Imma send a message to the ho Jane *Pisses on her front porch

*Jack later gets arrested but is glad he sent that piss message to Jane for being a slut.

by RamoonAdoo August 7, 2016

Phantom messages

Where you get notifications for a message and you check to see it but it isn’t there and when no one deleted it.

Even when you check a groups audit log it will show no sign of a message being deleted.

“Did you delete these messages?”
“No, must be some phantom messages”

by Maxi moo October 19, 2020

Message-bomb

When you are typing a message to someone (especially a long and meaningful one) and while you are typing it, they send you a message (usually a question) and you have to erase everything and change your entire message

Jake: So what happened last night? Did you tell Ella that you like her?
John: No, I was typing, and then she totally message-bombed me and asked me to tell her the answers to the homework so I never got the chance
Jake: hate it when that happens

by SadMostDays December 20, 2013

Crank Message

“ a message that tries to imply it’s not a suspicious or has a different intent but totally does “

Hey - this isn’t a crank message, but would you like to come and do ……

by PRICK1234345657457575473472572 March 19, 2023

Don’t look a gift horse in the discord message

Don’t ask where or how the good luck has come your way even if it’s in the form of a discord message.

Kid, don’t look a gift horse in the discord message. You’ll lose out on the gift, the horse, and the discord message in the end.

by Kitkatandfriends October 12, 2020