Megan

A huge, unrelenting sex goddess who will not take no for an answer. Queen of cat hoarding and master of Chinese disguise. Don't let her beauty and glowing smile deceive you. If you meet a Megan, invite her backpacking and kick her off the first mountain you find.

Megan's beautiful majesty and trickery almost had me fooled. Her sorcery went unnoticed for 3 weeks hidden behind her kind deceitful eyes until I realized the demon she truly was. I gave her a russell (sex act), threw her with the power of Thor off mount Olympus and called it a godamn day.

by Megansucks farealdoe January 17, 2016

Megan

Megan is untrustworthy BITCH. She has amazing skin. When people look at her they say "hey that's satin but with nicer eyes!". Megan is a syncopath and will consistently stroke you. Be warned she'll eat all your food. Stay away from the megan...

Troy: That girl looks untrustworthy but with nice eyes.

Gabriella: That must be a megan. Stay away from her.

by Hotgingers December 3, 2016

Megan

A total bitch who knows nothing and only dates beaners and chinks.

Megan is a hoe

by Curry_Splash_Goat March 21, 2019

Megan

a girl who claims she's a virgin but is not

Megan CLAIMS she didn't have sex with her stepfather, but we know otherwise

by niggles01 July 28, 2016

Megan

She thinks she is pretty and smart but she's not

"i make straight a's",only because she copies that's Megan for you

by 937463829 June 25, 2016

Megan

Weeder, pothead, anything to do with weed really. They are pasty white, slightly overweight and are literally the biggest possible hoe on the planet. They have parents that buy them whatever they want and if they didn't, Megan wouldn't love them. Are easily succeptible to thin, cocoa butter dark skinned individuals whom are commonly named Matt. Matt too, is a weeder.

Matt: Hey Megan want to do weed sometime
Megan: ok my parents will buy it for us and if they don't then my grandma will and If she doesn't I'll flip out.
Matt: ok
Jack: hey pothead what's up

by Jeb Bush 2.0 November 25, 2016

megan

one of the coolest people you'll ever meet. She loves playing games on her laptop at 4:20am (specifically cp) Don't mess with her cause she has some lit af friends that will knock you out (they got stank attitudes). She goes by meggy, meggo or the meg cause she tough like a shark rawrrr. Even though shes a great friends, she can also be a savage badass bitch so watch out.

rude boi: Megan is soooo annoying
person: yo you better not say that cause she has some bomb friends and they'll fight you
rude boi: ha, im not letting her lame friends beat me up
Megans friends: WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT US AND OUR GIRL MEGAN
rude boi: I said that y'all are lameee
person: fight fight fight
they fight and megans friends win
megans friends: haha we told you not to mess with us
person: mmhmmm I told you too u rude boi
rude boi: runs away
megan: ur queen has arrived what happened
friends: omg megan my queen how you doing boo we just fought off some losers for you
megan: ayyy thanks yall, you guys are da best - keep sLAyiNg

by jeriyas bff September 23, 2019