Moebergered

Verb - to add or sell a new product on a random account

When I checked my account Monday morning I noticed I was moebergered

by Shuzakk February 2, 2026

member

A colloquial term for the male genitalia, often used in humorous or euphemistic contexts. It refers to the physical organ and can also imply a sense of ownership or personal identity related to masculinity.

I would have to think it's because the unicorn stuffed animal is soft and plush and Deadpool's eyelids are one of the most sensitive parts on his body, so lightly rubbing your eyelids across the toy while masturbating was done so that he would trick his mind in thinking that the soft pleasing sensation was from the friction from his hand and his 'member'.

by Emotional Cruiser November 5, 2025

suck meeter

its an invisible devise used to measure the level of a persons suck.

his suck meeter is geting too high

by restrex March 22, 2009

Moistened Member

n. British alternate terminology for having engaged in coitus.

v. To copulate or "get it in"

Hey there babe, I would like to have two Big Macs and a moistened member please.

by Homozygus February 19, 2012

nicholas meeder

the coolest, most loving man you will ever meet. he knows how to make women feel good about themselves and gives a mean back massage.

(person 1)-my back hurts like a bitch and i feel really insecure.

(person 2)-you need to see nicholas meeder.

(Person 1)-why?

(person 2)-he'll know how to treat you right.

by scottamy1234 March 19, 2013

family-member run-around

Refers to the common but totally unproductive/destructive practice of a young child's parents and/or two or more older family members successively "delegating" or "passing the buck" from one family member to another when the youngster asks a difficult/uncomfortable question, rather than the initially-queried adult's simply saying, "I don't know" or, "That is not something you need to know just yet --- wait till you're a few years older to ask about that."

Small girl: Daddy, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Father (glancing up from his evening paper): Go ask your mother that question.
Small girl (toddling over to her mother, who is knitting by the fire): Mommy, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Mother (looking up from her knitting, surprised): You know --- that's a really excellent question... why don't you ask your father about that.
Small girl: Well, I already did --- Daddy told me to ask you.
Mother (exasperated): Oh --- well, then, I think maybe your Uncle John could help you answer that.
Small girl (going outside where her uncle is lounging on the porch swing): Uncle John, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Uncle John: Hummmm... lemme guess --- didja ask your parents about that, and they sent you to me?
Small girl: Yes, Uncle John --- Mommy said you'd be just the person to ask.
Uncle John: Ahhhh... givin' ya da ol' family-member run-around, are they?

by QuacksO October 26, 2016

twizzled member

Somebody who is off their tits on ecstasy

“Dude look at his pupils, what a twizzled member”

by MdmBAE September 30, 2018