Mats

Is superior

Mats is a superior human hes got the biggest cock

by DarwinAkaMatsTheSuperior February 3, 2022

Meat Mat

A meat mat is a burger.

I found a dried up meat mat in the bathroom stall at McDonalds

by Unsolvedllama May 31, 2018

Mats

This is the plural of mat, as in something you lay on the ground

"Hey do you have any mats for sale?"

by Kiwi_baby May 27, 2019

mats roald

He is the best guy ever.

Girl1: He is so cool!
Girl2: that because he is a Mats roald

by Hewo.im.here.now December 5, 2019

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<.7.9.7.6.>One Eye On THe bullet, Another One On THe Mat<.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Matted

To fuck something up despite best intentions

Wow! He really matted that pint-it’s basically all head.

by Also your mum January 31, 2019

matted hair

Matted hair is when your hair gets so fucking tangled that it looks like lumps of hair on your head, it can also look like your hair is super wet and icky.

"Man that kid needs to cut their hair, it's so matted and no one wants MATTED HAIR

by Who resembles God April 6, 2021