Marblehead is a little town on the east coast of Massachusetts. This town is noted as the birthplace of the American Navy, but it is also home to one of the biggest groups of rich, snobby, stuck up, ignorant, dumb ass liberals who get whatever they want. The younger genreation of the town takes what they're priviliged with for granted, and use their $100 a week allowances to buy pot. The jocks and the sluts have wild drinking parties nearly every Friday which eventually turn into orgies. The school system is also bullshit. The students are expected to get perfect grades in everything, and if one obtains lower than the standards, the it's off to community college!
There are several defining gorups that make up the town of Marblehead. For example:
The OCD Gamer: They only go to school because they are required to by Massachusetts law. If they didn't have to, they spend all day palying Xbox Live and fapping to bad hentai.
The Emo-Fag: The ones that wear band shirts, studded belts, and pants so tight that thier feet inflate. They often whine about how bad it is to be an only child in a 3 story, 5 bedroom house with their own souped up electronic collection and a constant source of money. Man, life sucks.
The Jock: The competitive sports athletes who follow one code:
"Party, drink, eat, fuck, repeat." They usually recieve their own sports car for their 16th birthday and listen to nothing but shitty "gansta" rap. I'll remember to tip them after they've filled up my car.
The slut: The girl that talks about a million words per minute, comapre how many times they gave head at summer camp (I think the record is 4), and are the number one consumers of Yaz. Some get good grades, but most of them can't even locate Iraq on a world map. They talk in broken ebonics (yes, it's possible), the length of their skirts matches their IQ, and they wear a good inch of make-up to hide their excessive acne.
So, all in all, don't go to Marblehead. It's a waste of time, money, and you'll just end up unstatisfied. Go somewhere awesome in New England, like Portland, NH, VT, Boston, Springfield, ANYWHERE BUT FUCKING MARBLEHEAD!
There are several defining gorups that make up the town of Marblehead. For example:
The OCD Gamer: They only go to school because they are required to by Massachusetts law. If they didn't have to, they spend all day palying Xbox Live and fapping to bad hentai.
The Emo-Fag: The ones that wear band shirts, studded belts, and pants so tight that thier feet inflate. They often whine about how bad it is to be an only child in a 3 story, 5 bedroom house with their own souped up electronic collection and a constant source of money. Man, life sucks.
The Jock: The competitive sports athletes who follow one code:
"Party, drink, eat, fuck, repeat." They usually recieve their own sports car for their 16th birthday and listen to nothing but shitty "gansta" rap. I'll remember to tip them after they've filled up my car.
The slut: The girl that talks about a million words per minute, comapre how many times they gave head at summer camp (I think the record is 4), and are the number one consumers of Yaz. Some get good grades, but most of them can't even locate Iraq on a world map. They talk in broken ebonics (yes, it's possible), the length of their skirts matches their IQ, and they wear a good inch of make-up to hide their excessive acne.
So, all in all, don't go to Marblehead. It's a waste of time, money, and you'll just end up unstatisfied. Go somewhere awesome in New England, like Portland, NH, VT, Boston, Springfield, ANYWHERE BUT FUCKING MARBLEHEAD!
by TheAngryOne March 28, 2009
Get the Marblehead mug.Marbles i.e. a sexual game; Two partisipants place anal beads inside their anus. Then on the count of 3, they pull the anal beads from their anus' and begin to fight each other with them (Favorite styles include using the anal beads like a whip or swinging them like a piece of chain). Ther first partisipant to bleed from their injurys looses the game.
"You look pretty beaten up there! Get in a fight?" said the Nurse
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A heinously preppy destination for second homeowners who like to go play sailor during the summer. Marblehead reeks of conformity, money hoarding, bad habits on the land and water, and unemployed wive who suck their banker husbands dry. It's boring as hell, as are most or all of exclusive, wealthy seaside communities in New England.
"Honey, what's the wealthiest, most boring place you can think of within an hour of Boston?"
"Gee, I guess Marblehead."
"Great, that's where I'd us to buy a 1.5 million dollar mansion."
"I think that's a great idea, hon."
"Gee, I guess Marblehead."
"Great, that's where I'd us to buy a 1.5 million dollar mansion."
"I think that's a great idea, hon."
by done right September 4, 2013
Get the Marblehead mug.when you sit on your nut sack and one of your testicles goes up your ass crack and you have to pull it out. Thats when you loose your marbles.
sean: mate why are you wriggling around like the purple gay wiggle?
Guy: man ive lost my marbles, i might have to hang a shit to pop it back out again. quick go get the chilli.
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sean: lost your marbles? man you only ever hear about this kind of shit on the discovery channel.
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Get the Marbleass mug.PERSON 1: Did you hear? Martin's become a marbler.
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