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Manhattan Beach Handshake

A sharp knock to one's testicles by another individual in a group of buddies drinking in a crowded bar. Usually this is unwarranted, unwanted but very funny to everyone except the one who was just knocked.
As Dave ordered another round at the bar, he was surprised by the Manhattan Beach Handshake and folded like a house of cards.
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Dr. Manhattan

Another term for "blue balls."

When a man is naked and teased but does not achieve sexual release.
Man, my girlfriend was so hot last night, but then her parents came home and I was left with a serious case of Dr. Manhattan.
by SDMF_TrueBlue March 22, 2009
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Mandatory Sex Party

A mandatory party in which upon arrival everyone must have sex immediately. Occasionally thrown to as a pre-test to the completion of a Sex Education course.
Bob: Hey Kelly it's nearly the end of the semester! Are you going to the Mandatory Sex Party tonight.
Kelly: Well it IS required for a passing grade.
Bob: Sweet! I'll definitely see you there. *creepy wink*
by Terry Burnettersumthing August 26, 2010
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Mandation

Mandation (noun). Palinese for mandate. First used by Former Governer Sarah Palin during her criticism of President Obama’s State of The Union address on January 27, 2010.

This is also the first use of the Palin transform whereas a noun that shares the same form as the verb is converted into another noun. For example, the activity of applying a ‘mandate’ (noun) is ‘to mandate’ (verb). The Palin transform converts mandate (noun) into another noun called mandation.
“So it hasn’t been a matter of he not being able to explain his policy with government takeover and mandation of health care; but Americans understanding what’s in there, not liking it, and sending him that message via the three recent Republican sweeps in Virginia, in New Jersey, Scott Brown’ s selection too and the Tea Party Movements, the town hall events…blah, blah, blah”---Sarah Palin
by Katatetoris February 5, 2010
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Mancat

A College in Manchester for those people who have attained very low grades, if any at all, and wish to skive for a few years in "higher" education until they are old enough to go on the dole.
"You got into MANCAT?" - "Of course I did fool!"
by Chris Icelly May 3, 2005
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Manatee

A mass so large it defies belief. it moves unbelieveble slowly
Person 1: Gosh, that Greg next door is such a manatee
Person 2: Yeah, totally
by tuut April 15, 2009
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Manatee

A very fat man that is usualy seen in white tees
by F00DiSGO0d October 19, 2007
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