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Magic Morning 

Opposite of a hangover. Caused by going to bed stoned or passing out and waking up the next morning still buzzing slightly. A person would still be able to function normally and not be keyed, but still buzzing.

Not to be confused with waking up and smoking, that would be a wake and bake.

The phrase is thought to originate from the North West, particularly Washington, Oregon, and British Columbia, but that's open for debate.
Date: 4/21/10

Joe: Oh dude, that bud last night was dank. I got myself a magic morning here.

Jeremy: I know man same.
Magic Morning by Mysterion420 March 4, 2011
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Magic Shell Shit 

A Magic Shell shit is a shit that comes out as a thick brown liquid, but hardens into a solid when it hits the cold toilet water. Usually comes out shaped like a Dairy Queen chocolate cone. This heated liquid usually burns your asshole coming out.
Jay : Oh hell, I just shit out that burrito. It came out as a Magic Shell shit. The toilet almost didn't swallow it all.

Jan : What the fuck dude!?
Magic Shell Shit by kainalukai July 20, 2011

magic turd 

When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.
I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.
magic turd by scooter July 11, 2014

magic carrot 

Used during blind sex. The male will attach a carrot on the end of his penis for enhanced length.
Sarah: Joe had a MASSIVE dick.
Susan: Don't be fooled Sarah, it's probably a magic carrot.
Sarah: Aww Shit.
magic carrot by biggie27080 June 8, 2016

magic mole 

When your having sexy time with a female women and you see her bellybutton. You insert the meetstick into the bellybutton with as much force as 3 full grown Harambes, while catching the female women off gaurd you then hershey squirt. Making the backsplash the creation of the magic mole.
Female: Did shit on me?

Male: Yes mom I did, that's a magic mole.
magic mole by Shitmonger November 25, 2016

Magic Sweat 

A drip of sweat that goes down from above your chest alll the way down to your taint. The average male will experience this at least once. Some people believe it is a sign that puberty is over.
The magic sweat trickled down the young boys chest until it touched the soon to be mans taint.
Magic Sweat by TheRunner62 June 20, 2017

Magic Tokens 

Achy, swollen testicles. Full and ready to but a copious nut custard.
That’s it. Squeeze my magic tokens. You are in for a load.

I was slapping my magic tokens against her taint before I roped her up deep.