Machine Gun Kelly

If you don't know who the fuck he is then Lace the Fuck Up EST Biiiitch.

I went to Cleveland last night and Machine Gun Kelly kicked me in the balls with his fresh new laced up chuck taylors and it reaaallllly hurt.

by Jameson Hardy January 11, 2012

Rage Against The Machine

A band that while had talent, were a quartet of the biggest hypocrites in the music industry ever seen. These clowns hated capitalism and raged against the machine, but failed to notice they were signed to a major label, which is the machine, and were filthy rich, which is how capitalism works. They were activists, but as we know, thats the greatest way to market to the idiot fans who think they are oppressed when they live in the suburbs.

Rage Against the Machine stole your money and laughed all the way to the bank.

by Unholy Holy January 13, 2011

pinball machine

sexual manoevre in the doggy style position involving a headboard or suitable wall. the partner must have their head reasonably close to said wall, while the male slaps the sides of the partners thighs during intercourse. at the point of no return, the male pulls out, slams back in with enough force to hit the partner's head on the wall and yells "TILT!!!"

"Jessica came crawlin back."

"So?"

"I needed to get my rocks off, so i pulled the ol' pinball machine on her"

"Niiice."

by mecher_440 January 21, 2010

Rusty Time Machine

When you have anal sex with a old woman and her asshole is tight like a teenager's twat

The bitch had a wizard's sleeve so I took a ride in her rusty time machine.

by rusty time machine March 23, 2010

Rage Aganist The Machine

most often called Rage AGAINST the Machine or RATM for short.

by spell-checker October 25, 2003

portable facebook machine

A laptop used solely for the purpose of checking facebook. All it needs is a folder for pictures and internet explorer/firefox.

A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'

Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.

Chris: yo let me use your portable facebook machine!!
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer

by g-diggity November 25, 2007

Slot Machine

A coin-operated device, used by low-lifes, cretins, old ladies with blue hair, and idiots who like ringing bells and flashing lights. The sole purpose of a slot machine is to redistribute wealth from the poor and stupid to the rich.

The devices that built the Strip in Las Vegas.

A device into which Californians put the money that finances Nevada's schools.

Shirley cashed her paycheck in the Nevada Club and put all the money into a slot machine.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005