Machu Picchu Mudslide

When you are having anal sex with a Peruvian woman without giving her a proper cleaning prior; when you pull out she has major colon blow all over your Johnson.

Last night I was banging Guadalupe and she had a Machu Picchu Mudslide all over the place.....It was nasty.

by sewer_brain_69 January 27, 2010

California Mudslide

The process which involves engaging in anal sex, and your female partner defficates on your penis, you then proceed to insert the penis in the vagina with long hard thrusts getting all the feces off the penis and into the vagina. Next, you get a standard size Turkey Baster and proceed to insert 4 to 6 cups of water into the shit filled vagina, shake your female partner around while holding the labia together and then finally have your female partner squat all over your head spewing out shit and water on your face resembling a California Mudslide!!!

I was bored one night so I let my girlfriend hook me up with the California Mudslide. I went to work without showering!

by Spasa Jovanovich January 3, 2008

mudslide

when you are giving a girl anal and you proceed to pull out turn around, and shit on the girl (or guys) asshole and push it into their butt with your penis

man there was one massive mudslide the other night

by grnokbvo October 22, 2008

Denver Mudslide

Giving someone a rimjob while they have diarrhea

It took me a long time and 200 bucks to convince her to give me a Denver Mudslide

by bobby mcbobberson May 13, 2007

mudsucker

Someone who goes down on a black girl. To put your tongue in and around a black girls vagina.

Did you hear about Isiah going down on a black girl. WHAT! I didn't know he was a mudsucker.

by 70camaro209 January 14, 2010

vanilla mudslide

A messy facial that is delivered upon an "individual" by six or more men. This started out as a woman but changed to individual to be politically correct, since there are a lot of really sick homos out there.

Sally was really pissed that what started out as a nice drinking party with some of the fellows from down at the dock digressed into a vanilla mudslide.

"Oh stop crying, Betty...It was only a vanilla mudslide. The chocolate ones REALLY suck."

by Poop S. December 28, 2005

mudstache

The end result of a successful Dirty Sanchez

I gave this girl a Dirty Sanchez last night, she had the thickest mudstache I've ever seen.

by DarkHouse December 29, 2007