Midget Pimp

A person who pimps out little people prostitutes exclusively.

With the large demand for sexy little people, the midget pimp's business was booming. pimpmidgetlittle people

by Leah Bo Beah May 25, 2011

midget gems

(Adjective) something you like and enjoy but would never go out and seek it

Girl 1: oh i wish i could get logans dick
Girl 2: meh hes pretty midget gems to me

by ●♡ April 25, 2015

Midget Knee Pads

The act of putting shoes under your knees while giving it to a girl doggy style, to prevent rug burn.

i was having sex so hard last night that i had to apply the Midget Knee Pads.

by Randomwhitedud3 May 29, 2015

midget mark

A small dwarf called mark who is annoying and gets terrored for being small

Midget mark is a cunt

by Midget mark December 12, 2016

Midget fist

A hard lump of feces that you are struggling to hold inside your anus.

I have to shit so bad, it's like a midget fist punching my back door.

by CheetoFTW June 13, 2017

Midget Stripper

A stripping midget, look out for them, they only show up for when you're... short on cash...

Midget Stripper

Sorry sir you can't afford our strippers...
* midget stripper comes in*
"I'm half their price"

by Datboi_2001 May 30, 2018

Midget tosser

A small girl who over compensates with a big attitude. Will get an attitude over hearing you breathe. Usually throws Yankee candles.

I had a stuffy nose and some midget tosser assaulted me with a candle.

by Midget tosser January 27, 2020