menage a trois

Threesome in the smartass language. It reads; "menaja triu". What the fuck.

I feel like having a menage a trois. With you, of course.

by imjusttiredthatsall December 27, 2016

mences

a retarded kid who teaches you life lessons by example.

normal guy (before): it seems like all my life i was defending mences...

interaction with mences.

normal guy (after): maybe, just maybe. mences was defending me.

by big tav March 11, 2007

menage

Scottish slang: A particularly straightforward savings club usually operated by friends or work colleagues.

She couldnae run a menage

by Jazzy Spazzi December 21, 2004

menage a cinco

Just like a menage a trois, only with 5 people engaging in sexual activity instead of just 3; preferably with a latin flare (hence the 'cinco' as opposed to 'cinq')

"They're totes mcgoats down for a menage a cinco."
"I'll bring the butter."

by Eviltangelo August 23, 2011

Cadet Menage a Trois

A Cadet Menage a Trois is a three-way that three male cadets have when they get together and spit-roast each other.

Now and then, when Matt's friend, Jamie, drops by, we all have a Cadet Menage a Trois

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021

Menage a toi

Modeled on "menage a trois", menage a toi is that less fortunate circumstance where self-love is one's only option.
(Cue Palmela Handerson. Ooh, that blows!)

Brostar #1: Bro dude, did you end up taxing those two crumpets last night?

Brostar #2: No dude, it was whack the way they just went off and left a brotha high and dry!

Brostar #1: So I takes it you done had yourself an itty-bitty "menage a toi"?

Brostar#2: Word, Brostar General!

by Axellent December 31, 2012

menage et text

text messaging multiple partners simultaneously.

Awwww shit! I sent Jack's text to Johnny

Better slow down, one at a time, menage et text can be trouble!

by jennyann September 28, 2010