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Luncheon Meat Truncheon

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).
"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."
by Octopusswah June 28, 2006
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lunch meat

When a woman has too much loose skin in the pussy. AKA roast beef.
Damn, that stripper is fine as hell but she got way too much lunch meat!!!!!
by Buttermilk April 6, 2005
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Luch

The nigga that will eat your girls pussy and literally beat anyone in a fight also much better than miles
Luch is cool
by Luch2446 October 22, 2019
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ate my lunch

A term commonly used to indicate that someone (often the speaker) has come off the loser. This phrase can be applied to competitions such as video games and sporting events, as well as such things as tests or writing papers.
How was the econ test?
Dude, it totally ate my lunch...

Did you see Manning just get sacked?
Yeah, that linebacker totally ate his lunch!

I need help in bottom lane, this Warwick is eating my lunch!
by NomJuan December 8, 2012
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I'll ski on your lunch if I want

Used as an expression of defiance.

Popularized by the viral video clip 'His Name Is James Bond', which features amusing lyrics detailing the ways in which the titular secret agent is an asshole who basically does what he wants without caring about the consequences.

The lyric runs: "Because I'm suave you can suck it, I'll ski on your lunch if I want/take a walk on the heads of some reptiles, then act heaps nonchalant."
MAN 1: Dude, what the hell are you doing coming out of that bathroom with my wife??

MAN 2: I'll ski on your lunch if I want.
by JetBlackEvil February 4, 2012
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Lurcher

An offshoot of the sighthound branch of mans best friend, the dog, Lurchers are generally a mix of Greyhound and Collie but pretty much any type of rangy dog will do. A true Lurcher can often be spotted by his inability to resist stealing your dinner when you answer the phone.
My dog Homer; any canine castmember of period drama; ideal companion to Travellers and Crusty's; chocolate's best and most loyal friend.
by McFuzzball January 13, 2005
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Eat your lunch

(v) To own/bully/beat someone.

Saying generally used in the sport of lacrosse for trashtalk
by Natedogggg June 9, 2011
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