Garbo Lobster

Someone who is so bad at something that they affect the people around them and make them bad. Hence they are 'lobbing' their 'garbage' skills at others.

We would have won the game, but Bob over there is such a garbo lobster that he makes the whole team suck.

by HeavyMetalNinja September 7, 2008

Looksee

To look at something

Looksee over there!!

by Mandy Moo February 21, 2003

looks

What many people say doesn't matter until they get into dating themselves. It's natural for us to want to date the hottest person in order to be sexually satisfied. I mean yeah, it's not the best idea to date a pretty, stuck up bitch, but don't expect your hormones to be happy about you dating someone just because they have "a good personality."

average person: Idc about looks all that matters is personality.
Me: What about that girl over there, she's very thoughtful and nice
average person: Hell nah, she ugly af

by Dubiks March 21, 2019

fear of lobsters

lobsterusphobius
from the greek root lobsterus, meaning lobster added with the greek root phobius, meaning phobia.

Sentence: You're friend has lobsterusphobius. She has a fear of lobsters.

by omelia August 30, 2006

Dancing lobsters

The best thing since pickled dick

"Bring out the dancing lobsters"

by wodemingzi shiputaozhi December 26, 2009

Hard Looks

When you are looking someone that you find attractive/hot in the eyes so that they know you are looking and interested.

Guy 1: Hey you see that gal over there?
Guy 2: Hells yeah...I have been giving her hard looks all night
Guy 1: Nice I did notice her pants getting all wet!
Guy 2: You know how I do.

by Eric Kacktastic December 3, 2010

lobs

delicious tins of any sort of chewing tobacco.

i enjoy some lobs every now and then.
i dabble on lobs often.
lobs are the best stuff on earth.

by yizzerp October 17, 2008