Matthew-Lingering-Effect

When one remembers a romantic encounter where they were told something nice. One will continue thinking about this encounter whenever given the opportunity. AKA it lingers in one’s heart.

This term was coined by the official rizz god, Matthew A. M.

“OMG, Brittney, I can’t stop thinking about him!”
“Yup, that’s the Matthew-Lingering-Effect for you…”

by willywonkasmom December 20, 2022

liner and tug

The phenomenon where at a party, the most attractive bird is invariably accompanied by her equally hideous mate.

Blimey! She's a beauty but oh my days, what the hell is that monstrosity?

by Ted Hamer June 22, 2004

langerback

A thicko, stupid retard.......

christ yer man is a right langerback

by shackles December 25, 2003

linternal

the act of laughing internally

you're alone and someone makes a joke via social network.... linternal

by lyn ternall December 4, 2010

Linderie

Pronounced (laun-du-RAY)

This is what women's clothing becomes once they have co-habitated with a man. Satin, silk, and lace, have a tendency to morph into cotton, flannel, and terry cloth.

Where the lingerie goes, I have no idea; so I'm thinking there's some sort of a fabric version of a reverse Midas Touch thing going on.

When I used to visit her apartment, she used to have a lot of lingerie, but now that I've moved in all I ever see is linderie.

by Atomic Honey November 14, 2010

Linager

When a man masturbates, and another person grabs his arm and makes him do the motion. It's sort of like a cross between masturbation and a handjob. He is still holding on, but the other person is still moving your arm.

She gave him a linager last night

by Your Dad9351 October 29, 2011

Linderlocked

Two men spooning, with the man who is the big spoon litely tickling the litter spoon males ear with his tounge.

Oh hey did you see Mike was linderlocked with Ken last night.

by glowerpuss March 10, 2015