sphincter-licker

someone licking anus; someone trying to obtain advantage by offering excessive flattery, praise and compliments, usually not sincere
..this sphincter-licker managed to get another raise!
by Swiss Dude April 15, 2010
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scab licker

A super alcoholic drink that makes all your problems go away....
I felt so lit after I bought all these scab lickers.
by Milk flap August 30, 2017
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Page licker

That one person that's so up their own arse about reading the book of a film or tv series (Lord of the rings, game of thrones), and explains how their the freaking master of the universe, and how your not a fan of the film just because you didn't read the fudging book.
me: ''Oh did you see legolas is in the next hobbit movie, yay, he's so coolio!'' page licker: ''yes i did, and i am not happy with it at all. He does not appear in the hobbit books at all, i know this because iv'e read them all five times and i'm a douche bag''.
by plumley November 07, 2013
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clit licker

that guy is a clit licker
by jeebus murphy December 13, 2018
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cat licker

Dude, not only do you not stand a chance with her, that cat licker is president of the K. D. Lang Fan Club!
by Ben-Him September 02, 2003
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tit licker

a person who engages in activities that are pretty much a waste of energy and not the main course;a person who is easily distracted, easily sidelined.An effectual person, seldom achieving much
She's just a tit licker, nothing will come of it.

He's such a tit licker, he'll never amount to anything important.
by j.j.j. January 08, 2004
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