flat lander

A person that comes from south of Interstate 80 to hunt in Northern Pennsylvania for bear or deer. Usually these people have unnecessarily large trunks such as Ford F-350s or Dodge 3500 series.

That flat lander shot a deer out of his brand new F-350.

by ZBall April 7, 2008

Lander

Lander is Danish slang for "Calender", where one would write information on important dates such as work schedules.

Vickee forgot when she was supposed to be at work because she doesnt believe in "Landers"

by Dnwlsh April 10, 2009

Shoots and Ladders

A three way oral sex game where one guy picks up a chick standing up so he can eat her out while the female bends backwards to give a blow job to the other dude who is also standing up to recreate a shoot or ladder. The sex position changes from a ladder to a shoot, or vice versa, when the guys reverse roles.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to play some shoots and ladders?"
Girl: "OMG YES!!! I love that game."
Guy 2: "I bet you do... I'm in."

by Milton wants sex Bradley March 11, 2009

Lander Slut

an annoying person who finds it funny to ride the lander across the zombie map "Ascension" multiple times to induce sexual stimulation.

Chandler:"That faggot ass queef nugget nigger keeps riding the lander around"

Colton:"Yea what a big nosed, breathin' up all the white man's air lander slut"

by I smell Nigger February 25, 2011

laddergoat

To watch your friend have sex with your wife in a second story room in your house while you stand on a ladder and fuck his wife just outside the window.

That bastard was sleeping with my wife so I laddergoated him!

by Drez that Nig June 12, 2013

Ladders

Awesome, dope. Something on the up-and-up. The opposite of chutes.

Originated from the classic board game Chutes & Ladders, where your bane is the chute and your savior is the ladder.

That white tee is ladders, I have to have one just like it.

Donald Trump's business sense is ladders, while his hair is chutes.

by look4me October 27, 2009

yellow ladders

street term for the prescription drug called xanax (alprozolam)

i found a couple of yellow ladders and that shit fucked me up dogg

by lunydogg August 23, 2011