lying on your tongue

Lying about giving/receiving oral sex to/from someone, which includes sucking dick, eating pussy, licking bootyhole, etc.

WOMAN: You know that girl said you ate her out. But, I knew she's lying on your tongue because you was home the whole time.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 12, 2008

avril lavinge

The spelling is "Lavigne", but whatever. This girl's music is the kind that makes me long for the days of Joe Strummer and Johnny Rotten.

ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL: I love Avril, so I must be punk.

SENSIBLE PERSON: No, child, you are not punk for liking Avril.

by Lady Pain February 22, 2005

lating

When you like someone else while you are dating another male or female

He was lating

by Mugg4 May 21, 2017

Liying

Someone who is brave & quiet, friendly but not too friendly. Funny but not too funny. Socially awkward but treasures friendships with people !

Other person : Liying is kinda weird..
Me : Haha not really, how bout you try talking to her !

by anonymous April 23, 2021

If I'm lying, I'm dying

A colloquialism typically validating an outlandish statement to be fact. Often used in Southeast US with y'all at end of statement.

Penny told Rob and Shannon that Sandra was a ho. When Rob appeared skeptical, Penny followed up with "if I'm lying, I'm dying y'all."

Rob later read the bar's bathroom stall which confirmed Penny's statement to be true.

by KY Dude February 25, 2019

lajingo

sex machine

April: OMG! that guy is such a lajingo.
Jade: woah, whos that guy?
April: Woah its Grant.
Jade: Oh I have heard of that guy.

by April and Jade February 14, 2009

lying out the ass"

My definition of lying out the ass?Wwould be someone that was a pathological liar.Who was involved in some kind of accident that damaged his face so badly.That the only solution doctors could come up with.Was to transplant his ass to his neck.His asshole would then be used as his mouth.So, his lying would continue, but would come out of his ass..not his mouth.Rather strange occurance.Something, maybe for the National Enquirer.

A person having his ass attached to his neck, would be "lying out the ass". Everytime he told a lie.

by Honey, you're never wrong. December 7, 2013