Horny. Craving sex with an individual. Jones (crave) for your bones (body). Dying to jump your bones.
by Russell J. Colwell May 9, 2006
Get the jones for your bones mug.A rapper whose songs are pretty alright. The only problem is, is that because Mike Jones says his name an uncountable amount of times in his songs, now middle/upper-class white boys scream "MIKE JOOONNNNEEESSSS!" like it's going out of style. Which it is, folks. It is.
Teacher - Can someone name for me one of the most influential artists during the Rennaisance period?
Student - MIKE JONES!!!!#$$%!!11!
Student - MIKE JONES!!!!#$$%!!11!
by rory318 October 4, 2005
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Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
(I Said!) Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
(I Said!) Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
by john March 9, 2005
Get the mike jones mug.Can be used as a verb (Jonesing) or a noun (a jones). Describes a state in which one experiences strong desire or attraction, often of a sexual nature. Equiv. "to fancy" "crushing on" "to want"
by JediAndi April 4, 2003
Get the Jones mug.A stubborn git who is actually really fit and sexy. Being a Ben Jones means you are really negative and cannot see what is right in front of you
"She's only going on a date with me because it's something to do i guess"
"Wow, you're such a ben jones, can't you see she wants your big dick?"
"Wow, you're such a ben jones, can't you see she wants your big dick?"
by SexyTwat October 3, 2011
Get the Ben Jones mug.Basically a pair of pants with the bottoms made like elastic.There are two types of jogger pants
Jeans:These are like regular pants but with elastic bottoms.Mostly worn khaki style by African Anerican males
Sweatpant:These are like a sweatshirt for your legs.The bottoms of these are exactly made how the cuffs of your sweatshirt are made.These i prefer more because they have dope designs and patterns and they remind me of those pants teens used to wear back in the Early 90s such as Fresh Prince or Saved by the Bell
Jeans:These are like regular pants but with elastic bottoms.Mostly worn khaki style by African Anerican males
Sweatpant:These are like a sweatshirt for your legs.The bottoms of these are exactly made how the cuffs of your sweatshirt are made.These i prefer more because they have dope designs and patterns and they remind me of those pants teens used to wear back in the Early 90s such as Fresh Prince or Saved by the Bell
"Bro did u see those sick tribal print sweatpants at rue21"
"Nah,those arent sweatpants theyre joggers, but im really diggin those jogger pants that have 90s Nickelodeon cartoons on it
"Nah,those arent sweatpants theyre joggers, but im really diggin those jogger pants that have 90s Nickelodeon cartoons on it
by Broski400 February 15, 2015
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Does a "fantabulous" job at assembling teams made up of felons, thugs, mercenaries, crack addicts, ex-cons and the like. However, doesn't do so well when it comes to assembling teams that succeed.
Recently opened a new Cowboys stadium to try and divert attention away from the fact that the team hasn't been able to win one single playoff game in thirteen years. So far it's worked as the most gullible, inbred, illiterate, and intoxicated people you'd ever meet (aka Cowboys fans), remain firm in their belief that "this season will be the one!"
Hobbies: Undermining his Head Coach's authority, buying things so people will like him (but profiting at the same time), receiving plastic surgery, fixing NFL schedules, being seen on the sidelines with Terrell Owens to show he's "down with the bruthas!"
Best Known For: Giving away high draft picks and then shopping at nearby Dallas County Jail to fill out the roster.
Does a "fantabulous" job at assembling teams made up of felons, thugs, mercenaries, crack addicts, ex-cons and the like. However, doesn't do so well when it comes to assembling teams that succeed.
Recently opened a new Cowboys stadium to try and divert attention away from the fact that the team hasn't been able to win one single playoff game in thirteen years. So far it's worked as the most gullible, inbred, illiterate, and intoxicated people you'd ever meet (aka Cowboys fans), remain firm in their belief that "this season will be the one!"
Hobbies: Undermining his Head Coach's authority, buying things so people will like him (but profiting at the same time), receiving plastic surgery, fixing NFL schedules, being seen on the sidelines with Terrell Owens to show he's "down with the bruthas!"
Best Known For: Giving away high draft picks and then shopping at nearby Dallas County Jail to fill out the roster.
Typical Cowboy Fan #1: You see dat dem goat over there? Boy I'd love to $%&* it good! Whoo-ee!
Typical Cowboy Fan #2: Shucks, dat ain't no goat! It's Jerry Jones!
Typical Coyboy Fan #1: Oh. Well ne'rmind then.
Typical Cowboy Fan #2: Shucks, dat ain't no goat! It's Jerry Jones!
Typical Coyboy Fan #1: Oh. Well ne'rmind then.
by RaptorJesus720 June 9, 2009
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