One of the greatest running backs ever, coming out of Penn State. In 2002 he had more than 2000 yards and 20 tds, and in 2003 was drafted 27th overall to the Kansas City Chiefs. He was 3rd string for some unbeknownst reason for two years, but now he is the starter due to injuries. He is big, strong, fast, and runs behind a great offensive line. He will probably break a few records before he retires.
by PSU HACKS! December 26, 2005
Get the Larry Johnsonmug. Former governor of New Mexico and potential 2012 presidential candidate. Wants to legalize marijuana. Endorsed by Ron Paul. Also climbed Mount Everest with a broken leg. Basically the shit.
I hope Gary Johnson doesn't get elected because it would suck to live in a country with legal weed, a great economy, and lower taxes.
by jonstewart2012 August 22, 2010
Get the Gary Johnsonmug. When you rub semen on the face of your victim, specifically the upper lip and chin/cheek regions. Then proceed to rub your un manicured pubic area on said area until the semen dries the rogue pubes. Thus giving the illusion that the victim has a beard akin to the great Jeremiah Johnson.
by trosk-ski October 28, 2013
Get the Jeremiah Johnsonmug. by Alex The Redeemer October 17, 2008
Get the Shawn Johnsonmug. Courtney Johnson was the banjo player for the original Newgrass Revival, one of the first bands to combine bluegrass with rock stylings. He was well known for his "chromatic" style.
by Ashborn March 20, 2010
Get the Courtney Johnsonmug. Faggots who try to act smart and attempt to play it off. They usually don't have friends and are fags who haven't come out of the closet.
Damn, that Johnson Guy really needs to shut the hell up.
Those Johnson Guys just told me that they can make a Honda run 5s if they gut it out.
Those Johnson Guys just told me that they can make a Honda run 5s if they gut it out.
by Peckeronsomewood March 9, 2009
Get the Johnson Guysmug. A fat retarded science teacher. She likes to believe that she's not fat and retarded at her job, but we all know that she's a whore on the inside.
When I talk about the devil and Osama Binladin mating and having a kid, I'm talking about Mrs. Johnson.
by I Hate You, Alot! April 20, 2010
Get the Mrs. Johnsonmug.