Jobsworth

When an individual ranked higher than yourself in any organisation asks you to perform a pointless task.

"Why is the company making us do this, the boss is such a jobsworth"

by Steve Ellis September 20, 2003

Sloppy Joes

"Sloppy joes" refer to the butt cheeks of a large woman. One butt cheek would be refered to as a "sloppy joe" since you are only talking about one cheek not both. "sloppy joes" are not the same thing as a donk the term is only used when talking about a heavy woman.

1: holy crap dude look at that chick
2: dude those are the biggest sloppy joes ever!

1: i think i have to go on a diet
2: why?
1: i think im starting to get sloppy joes

by von cake October 9, 2012

joben

A word from the eastern coast meaning a person of no luck, a "jonah", or someone who always loses in everything. A joben is not something you would want to be.

" All of the tickets you scratched were Losers you joben!"

by eldurato779 April 20, 2010

joes

a pack of cigarettes any brand

say whoa you got any joes

by lonnie bee March 11, 2008

Jobs Corollary

An addendum to Rule 34 - There's an app for that! (TAAFT

Guy #1 with a horrified look on his face: "Rule 34 must be true. I couldn't imagine that gay midget donkey zebra hermaphrodite amputee porn could have existed, but here it is on my computer."

Guy#2: "Jobs Corollary"

Guy #1: "What?"

Guy #2 shows Guy #1 the screen on his iPhone: "There's an app for that!"

Guy #1 runs to the bathroom and vomits.

by Mofrak August 24, 2010

Joeseph

Dirty minded but also a gentleman who is loyal joeseph is a decent guy who tries and puts effort in everything he doesn’t believe in sugarcoating anything he says so prepare to be upset in a good way his actions will leave you speechless

Guy1: man can you believe how hard joeseph is working.

Guy2: it’s a good thing you hired him.

by Bigjoesavage November 25, 2021

Joeseph's mom

is a 4'2 milf.

Hey! Did you see Joeseph's mom?
No, why?
She's a milf and she's 4'2!
Wow

by joesephmomlove21 June 3, 2022