Jizzamortis

1. Jizzamortis- experiencing symptoms of rigor mortis shortly after jizzing.

“I came so hard, I got jizzamortis”

“Sorry I can’t come to work today I have jizzamortis”
“She sucked it till I got jizzamortis and couldn’t move”

by Jizzamortis August 9, 2020

Management jizz blanket

a term used to describe the type of woman who sleeps with one or multiple members of the management team at her place of work. This is sometimes seen as behaviour common of those wanting a payrise or promotion, but this is not always seen to occur. It is often preceded by consumption of large amounts of alcohol and/or face stroking.

oh like some kind of management jizz blanket?

by Wisevalve November 6, 2010

Ultraviolet Jizz

Ultraviolet Jizz is essentially jizz you cannot see.

Girl: did you do a blank one agen?

Boy: I swear I jizzed! Must have been Ultraviolet Jizz!

by Dhadda2011 May 25, 2011

duck jizz

When a boy duck and a girl duck are in love they have special kind of hug where the boy duck pumps the girl duck full of hot, stanky duck jizz.

Gustav: This sandwich tastes like duck jizz!

Olav: I'm going to have to go have a talk with "Donald" and twist his beak.

It's obvious he's been ducking off onto the sandwich bread again.

Gustav: Thanks, old bean!

by scodder September 28, 2012

womb jizz

a baby in utero that jizzes into his mother and creates a twin

dave: you are mother is such an hoe, she was still pregnant after she gave birth.
crocker: yeah, she had a bad case of womb jizz.

by TheOriginatorsofWombJizz October 11, 2017

sissy jizz

The small dribble of jizz that ejaculates from a sissy boy's sissy clit when he reaches sexual climax
- Sissy jizz is transparent and more watery than the jizz usually produced by a man's penis during sex. Sissy jizz can only be produced when a sissy boy is being anally penetrated.

Darrin knees buckled from the relentless ass pounding he was enduring, he sissy-gasmed and his sissy clit squirted a tiny spurt of sissy jizz

by Sweet Lolly April 17, 2020

Bazz Jazzyford

The 93 year old man with a net worth of 43 undecillion dollars who spent half his money on a protected dumpster

Stop acting like Bazz Jazzyford

by Hamming Zaza June 2, 2021