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Jilling-On

Just as a guy may jack-off, when a lady is in the mood to get her hoo-ha hooed. She may proceed to "jill-on", or masturbate.
Lady 1: "So then what happened?"
Lady 2: "My dad walked in on me jilling-on, it was so embarrassing."
by JillyJamHooHa February 8, 2023
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Jill

Negative term for a mother caught prostituting.
Ew, did you see that gross “Jill” on instagram? She lost her kids.
by Bestdad September 26, 2022
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Sloppy Jill

Feeding a girl ‘laxatives’, ‘beans’ and ‘broccoli’ and waiting until she has stomach bile only coming out of her anus. Then, locking your head into a clear box whilst she fills the box with the contents of her anus, with only a straw to breath through.
“Shawty wanna give me a sloppy jill, I hope it doesn’t crust over my eyes!”
“Man, I hate when my girlfriend gives me a sloppy jill, it gets all over my bed sheets!”
by Nutfw March 23, 2024
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Jill Bidening it

When your spouse or significant other is so drunk or high at a party but you're still having fun so you decide to let him or her keep stumbling around the party talking gibberish and just generally making a fool of themselves.
Hey Karen, stop Jill Bidening it and take your drunk ass husband home, he's so drunk he's not making any sense and he's ruining the party.
by SouthSideSeth June 7, 2024
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Jill

The hand you beat off with. Use "Jill" instead of saying you're masturbating so people think you plugging and actual girl.
Friend 1: "hey, wanna hang out tonight?"
Friend 2: "nah I can, I'm gonna go tap Jill later"
by Ricky Buddy March 6, 2017
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Jill

1. An individual who consistently fails to respond to important messages, regardless of their relevance or urgency.
2. A person who habitually refuses or disapproves requests for time off, often without reasonable justification.
“I sent three texts about the deadline, but she pulled a total Jill.”
“Asked for next Friday off, but of course my boss went full Jill.”
by s.a.v.o September 25, 2025
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Jill

1) A premature ejaculator. Fast nutter
Adj. Donkey show performing artist
2) A Karen
I think ThatJill called the fire department on us for shooting fireworks at each other.
That jill keeps complaining about the volume of our music, somebody needs laid.
by Ghengis-khan979 March 13, 2024
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