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Jasper

Jasper means “treasurer”, or it can be a different type of quarts, usually in the color red. So cool, right? But what it can also mean is “wise” and “caring”… at least to me, that is what I’ve learned from this special person I know who is named that. A sweet name for a sweet person. My treasure! Someone who deserves every good thing in the world, but someone super nonchalant and mysterious. Someone with a soft side that many get to see. Someone who makes my heart squeeze when thinking about all of our shenanigans. I love the name jasper. its so you.
- I miss Jasper, he’s my treasure.
- Dont worry, you’ll get to see him before you leave!
by ushismoo January 13, 2025
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Jasper Wu

someone who is corny, and always gets mad when you show them old pics of them and ones that are embarrassing
yo this guy is just like a jasper wu
by trictracbaraboom July 30, 2025
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Jasper

The most beautiful, sexy man, with long luscious locks, ready to pound you with his 20-incher, he lets out fat gooey loads into his homeboys, he likes to eat dong and bread, especially dong. If you give him bread he will suckle on your man-tits, being the one guy who can make other guys lactate. If you ever meet a Jasper who is like this, give him a kiss
Jasper give me a blowie.
by Scrungus23 August 4, 2025
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jasper loves maddy the most

"Wow, Jasper loves Maddy the most!!"
by jaspersh September 8, 2025
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Liam Jasper

Canonically the brother of Jack Jasper, Liam Jasper often goons on Marvel rivals, draws anime girls on school desks, and probably reads manga.
Liam Jasper: Hello, I am Liam Jasper.
Me: hello Liam Jasper, wanna hop on Marvel rivals?
Liam Jasper: Im already playing marvel rivals
Me: how are you texting me and playing at the same time
Liam Jasper: i sometimes mutate an extra set of arms, or 1 & 1/2 when I play.
Me: why 1 & 1/2
Liam Jasper: one hand for gooning, two hands for playing.
by GeoRetch September 15, 2025
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Jasper Maczka

A Jasper Maczka is the kind of person who’s effortlessly cool without trying. Known for having a chill vibe, sharp sense of humor, and the uncanny ability to make any situation ten times more fun just by being there. If something goes smoothly and looks good doing it, that’s peak Jasper Maczka energy.
“Bro didn’t even plan it, he just Jasper Maczka’d the whole thing and it worked out perfectly.”
by Jasper the great October 19, 2025
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Jasper

A type of man who loves cocaine and chicken nuggets
That’s Jasper! Hide your nuggets
by Smileyfacemonster December 3, 2025
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