ass jackolantern

A general insult. Normally used when some one does something that really ticks you off. Although some people use it for no aperant reason.

What the fuck was that ass jackolantern thinking when he pulled in front of me?

by Ryan "FordLord" McKay December 25, 2008

Jakob

His nickname is Færgelover69. He loves ferries. Jakob is usually a furry. People named Nona Jensen and Molleæ does not like him, they actually hate him.

Walter: "meh, that guy is disgustang!"
Emil: "yeah, that guy is totally a Jakob, ew!"

by Big Daddy ;)) January 14, 2020

Jakob The Liar

A movie based in Poland WWII, starring actor Robin Williams as Jakob. He overheard the BBC on the German Officer's radio that the Russians are coming to their aid. He tell his friends the good news but lies about owning a radio. He was then caught and asked to denouce the radio, but he refused to and was executed in front of the whole town. The town's folk was then packed into a train bound to the concentration camps but was soon intercepted by the Russians.

Now Jakob the Liar is used for a person who sincerely lies just to give everyone hope.

Katrina Victim 1: Maybe we can all catch a movie, something to cheer us up.
Katrina Victim 2: Hey stop Jakob The Liar.
Katrina Victim 1: Never heard of shadow play?!

by jaggae September 7, 2008

jackopotamus

Short and to the point, a fat man who jacks off, or a fat man that hasn't been laid and has no other choice.

"Looky here a jackopotamus, poor bastard."

by Ashmarie November 30, 2006

jackofferoni

When a male proceeds to " jack of f" and blow his load onto another persons ( him or her ) macaroni and cheese, so his jizz resembles melted cheese .

" oh fuck i think Len gave me some of his famous " Jackofferoni " disgusting !

by len.riley July 12, 2010

Jackorony

A member of the harlem community, found mostly encompanied by fellow Jackoronys on street corners and procastinating outside Popeyes Chicken. Characteristics of this community are addiction to crack, grape soda and harassing 'white boys'.

That absolute jackorony ripped me off the wanka

by Nigelella October 15, 2010

jackommend

To recommend most enthusiastically. To give an insistent encouragement of something in the form of a review.
A fusion of To jack - (from jack-off) - to appreciate something so much that you would pleasure it sexually if given the opportunity...and ... To recommend.

Dave was jackommending the new James Blunt album. He would probably wank him off if he had the chance, whilst trying to tell us to buy the album!

by jonnygive5 March 25, 2011