Jared and Lindsey

Two people who are in Love so much the world does not exist to them..

Jared and Lindsey are a cute couple.
They are perfect together.

by LindseyLikesCaaake July 24, 2011

Jared Lorenzen

The fattest quarterback in the NFL.

Jared Lorenzen is no quarter pounder at that position.

by Hoagous September 24, 2007

Jared Bomber

a paper airplane marked "jared bomber" that appeared in Mr. Arizpe's 8th period spanish period from 2006-2007. Everyone made these and threw them while the teacher was out of the room. When he comes back he reads a plane and calls jared to the front of the class thinking it was him who marked his name on all the planes. Jared walks up, ALL red, and in a crying high pitched voice says " They all make fun of me!! =" and pointed 5 kids out, all later screamed at by the psycho mr arizpe.

DUDE ITS JARED BOMBER! GO CRY BITCH :D

by jbomber22 October 5, 2008

hot Jared

When you Saran Wrap your ball sack to your neighbor’s nostrils then hop on your riding lawn mower and drive into town.

I had to hot Jared my coworker because he didn’t do his TCP reports.

by Frumpee September 3, 2022

Jared Syndrome

Jared Syndrome is when someone says they'll be right back, but never returns .

Tony - "Yo, get on Minecraft"
Garry - "Alright, give me a second"
**1 hour passes**
Tony - "Garry has Jared Syndrome"

by xgrabbitz January 26, 2023

Jared Thomas

Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about weed or anything that contains THC.

P1: dude answer my messages
P2: no response

P1: Your such a Jared Thomas!

by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014

Jared Moskowitz

Jared is a 7 foot tall Jewish man who knows 22 languages…including mandarin. He weighs 300 pounds of pure muscle and can be a bit of a herb. Has 12 fingers but knows how to use them and will whisper things in your ear that you just have to laugh off cause you can’t hear him…This is Jared

“Jared Moskowitz is bodybuilding herb”

by Lovelove3412 February 14, 2023