in cahootz with jones 

to be extremely wasted as a result of drinking a mass amount of beer or any other item that gets you wasted

"Damn!" "He just fell off the porch!" "That swolepiece has been drinkin since noon, he is in cahootz with jones."

in cahootz with jones by Noel Roman November 30, 2006

Dr. Smitty Jones

The famous inventor of the most popular mime academy in the history of all schools. Also known as William Smith (Smitty)

Guy 1: Did you know that The Mime Academy of Smits was made by Dr. Smitty Jones!

Guy 2: Who doesn't!

Dr. Smitty Jones by Dr. W. Smith December 30, 2011

Tom Jones 

To Watch/Obtain gay porn on your mobile device.

Are you watching Tom Jones?

Tom Jones really turns me on.

I LOVE TOM JONES!

Tom Jones by Amahopeless May 2, 2011

Maegan Jones 

A girl who is talented in everything she sets her hands to do.

Man, that girl Maegan Jones sure can type.

Maegan Jones by Dark Warrior September 22, 2011

Sophie Jones 

Hottest girl you will ever set your eyes on, with the best ass.

Person1: Whoa who is that?
Person2: Sophie Jones!
Person1: No wonder, look at that booty.

Sophie Jones by Life's Mystery April 16, 2015

Chipper Jones 

In terms of baseball, about as consistent as they come. Plays for the Atlanta Braves.

Chipper is a lock for +.300 average 100 rbi and quiet, solid play.

Chipper Jones by bud selig March 9, 2004

basketball jones 

A Basketball Jones is an obsession with the sport of basketball. Kids who play the game and only think of the world in terms of basketball and their potential success at it.

That's all he ever thinks about. He's got a Basketball Jones.

basketball jones by Joe Neubarth January 21, 2005