Jelq and Jill

When you jelq up a hill with your trans sister Joel

Jelq and Jill walked up a hill to stretch their tiny penises. Jelq fell down a well and his trans sister Joel came jelqing after. Up Jelq got to go home and nut in a roll of toilet paper. Went to bed with a stretched out head he jelqed so much his cum has turned to vapor

by JelqingAmerica February 16, 2024

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Jack and Jill

The worst film of times but it has Adam Sandler. Who doesn't love Adam Sandler. I feel sorry for you if you got tickets to the movie theater to watch Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some #########. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes, lift up her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

by Yick the Tick April 20, 2020

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Jill

Jill, where do I start, she is not only the most gorgeous girl you will ever see, but she is also so sweet and SILLY! She is probably little but don't let this fool you because she can be mean but shes probably right. Everyone loves Jill because shes loyal and always fun to be around. Everyone loves Jill PERIOD (especially if your name is Michael)

Michael: " dude there is this girl in my Spanish class shes so hot and funny bro"
Jacob: "she definitely thinks your just a friend"
Michael: "no bro I'm gonna date her"
Jacob: "no way you could date a jill"
Michael: "facts shes way to pretty and funny and awesome and cool".

by dirtysillygoosepeoplellove February 20, 2023

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